Tuesday, August 21, 2007
SPM TIME TABLE..
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DR BURN IN WWW.INDIAGLITZ.COM
DR BURN IN WWW.INDIAGLITZ.COM
A Relishing Experience For Dr Burn & Dharan
[Saturday, August 04, 2007]
http://www.indiaglitz.com/channels/tamil/gallery/events/12894.html
It was a different experience for Dr
Burn, a pop singer, rendering a racy
number for a Tamil movie Sivi.
Sivi has musical score by Dharan and the
song was recorded recently at a studio
in Chennai. Burn was at his best
rendering the song along with the music
composer Dharan and Swetha giving him
company.
The song O Nenjae penned by Rajkumar,
dwells on friendship.
With International Friendship day being
celebrated on Sunday, the song has come
at the right time for Dr Burn. Dr Burn
says, It was indeed a relishing
experience to sing the number. Listen
and download the songs of Sivi from
Raaga.com
http://www.raaga.com/channels/tamil/movie/T0001202.html
www.indiaglitz.com
dnt forget to watch the video
khavithai gundar 4 life
A Relishing Experience For Dr Burn & Dharan
[Saturday, August 04, 2007]
http://www.indiaglitz.com/channels/tamil/gallery/events/12894.html
It was a different experience for Dr
Burn, a pop singer, rendering a racy
number for a Tamil movie Sivi.
Sivi has musical score by Dharan and the
song was recorded recently at a studio
in Chennai. Burn was at his best
rendering the song along with the music
composer Dharan and Swetha giving him
company.
The song O Nenjae penned by Rajkumar,
dwells on friendship.
With International Friendship day being
celebrated on Sunday, the song has come
at the right time for Dr Burn. Dr Burn
says, It was indeed a relishing
experience to sing the number. Listen
and download the songs of Sivi from
Raaga.com
http://www.raaga.com/channels/tamil/movie/T0001202.html
www.indiaglitz.com
dnt forget to watch the video
khavithai gundar 4 life
Smart Husband & a Stupid Wife
Several men are in the locker room of a
golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands-free
speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found
this beautiful leather coat. It's only
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2007 models.
I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it
with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.
The house we wanted last year is back
on the market. They're asking
$950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them
an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love
you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know
whose phone this is?"
golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands-free
speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found
this beautiful leather coat. It's only
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2007 models.
I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it
with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.
The house we wanted last year is back
on the market. They're asking
$950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them
an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love
you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know
whose phone this is?"
PCK explains sex
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu
Beng's son, Aloysius.........
Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose with
your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nosefeel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ?
Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use
your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn ........... you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in
Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world!" also ah!!!
Beng's son, Aloysius.........
Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose with
your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nosefeel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ?
Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use
your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn ........... you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in
Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world!" also ah!!!
INDIAN MOVIE...TRICKS
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor
which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In
one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise,
the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured! Long Live
Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle
one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his
gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
4) Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has
to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax.
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.
which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In
one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise,
the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured! Long Live
Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle
one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his
gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
4) Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has
to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax.
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.
Monday, August 20, 2007
hi guys...and gals..
hi guys and gals for viewing my blog.....i will update with many stuff anything u want....and more to music life and industry.....so guys take care see u all soon
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