INDIAN MOVIE...TRICKS

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor
which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In
one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise,
the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured! Long Live
Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle
one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his
gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...



4) Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has
to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax.

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.