PCK explains sex

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu
Beng's son, Aloysius.........

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose with
your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nosefeel
better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ?
Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use
your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn ........... you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in
Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world!" also ah!!!